Notice · T-1
Terms of use
The rules for using this website. Unlike the Bureau’s findings, these are meant literally.
Operator: Beowulf Ventures LLC
1. Who we are
This website is operated by Beowulf Ventures LLC, 7337 E Doubletree Ranch Rd, Suite 200-236, Scottsdale, AZ 85258.
2. Disclaimer
The Bureau of Recreational Consequences is an unofficial, original comedy production. It is not a real government agency, is not part of any government, and has no regulatory, legal, or investigative authority of any kind. Its findings are jokes.
Not affiliated with, endorsed by, or sponsored by Neal.fun or any game maker, publisher, or platform. Game names are used only to identify the games shown.
3. Our content
The Bureau name, seal, artwork, text, and videos are original works. You may share links and short excerpts with credit. Please do not copy, re-upload, or sell our content, or use the seal in a way that suggests official or governmental status.
4. Bureau Clearance (membership)
Bureau Clearance is a monthly subscription, currently $5.00 USD per month plus any applicable tax, billed through our third-party checkout.
You must be at least 18 years old to buy a membership.
It renews automatically each month, and we will charge the payment method you gave us $5.00 plus any applicable tax every month, at the then-current price, until you cancel. If the price changes, we will email you before the first charge at the new price.
You can cancel at any time. Email info@theborc.com and ask us to cancel, or, once you have an account on this website, log in and cancel there. After you cancel, we will email you a confirmation. You keep access through the end of the month you already paid for, and you will not be charged again.
Membership fees are not refundable, including for unused time in the current month. If we charge you after you canceled, or we charge you in error, we will refund that charge.
Membership privileges are described on the membership page and may change with notice. Bureau Clearance does not include raffles, prize drawings, or games of chance. Free memberships for picked Battle Plans are covered by the Battle Plan Submission Terms.
After the Battle Plan opening intake closes, submitting a new Battle Plan will require a paid membership.
5. Battle Plan submissions
Battle Plans are covered by the Battle Plan Submission Terms, which you must accept on Form BP-1 before you submit. You must be at least 18 years old to submit a Battle Plan.
6. Conduct
Do not misuse the site, attempt to disrupt it, or use the chat assistant to send unlawful, abusive, or spam content.
7. No warranty
The site and its content are provided “as is.” Statistics and findings describe comedic investigations of games and are not advice of any kind.
8. Liability
To the fullest extent permitted by law, Beowulf Ventures LLC is not liable for any indirect, incidental, special, consequential, or punitive damages, or for any loss of profits, data, or goodwill, arising out of your use of the site or a membership. Our total liability for any claim is limited to the amount you paid us for membership in the 12 months before the claim, or $5 if you did not pay us. These limits do not apply where the law does not allow us to limit liability.
9. Governing law
These terms are governed by the laws of the State of Arizona, without regard to conflict-of-law rules. Any dispute will be resolved in the state or federal courts located in Maricopa County, Arizona, and you and we consent to that venue.
10. Contact
For legal and customer notices, email info@theborc.com, or write to Beowulf Ventures LLC, 7337 E Doubletree Ranch Rd, Suite 200-236, Scottsdale, AZ 85258. The Bureau does not operate a telephone line.