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The Bureau of Recreational Consequences
Every game hasconsequences.
Original comedy and commentary about games, simulations, questionable strategies, and the consequences that follow. Every disaster is reviewed, every finding is filed, and nothing is ever entirely anyone’s fault except, usually, Kai Kashmir’s.
Latest filing
The most recent Field Report on record, or an honest account of why there isn’t one.
Docket under review
- CASE ░░░ Title withheld until filing Description withheld Pending
- CASE ░░░ Title withheld until filing Description withheld Pending
- CASE ░░░ Title withheld until filing Description withheld Pending
Case titles and findings are withheld until their Field Report is filed. The Bureau does not discuss open matters. It barely discusses closed ones.
How the Bureau works
Five stages. Each one is a consequence of the last.
- STAGE 01
Experiment
The Architect designs a matchup nobody responsible would approve, and records the setup before anything is allowed to happen.
- STAGE 02
Case
One battle, permanently numbered. Kai Kashmir and Adam FitzHattrick deliver the official commentary while it reaches its natural conclusion.
- STAGE 03
Evidence Review
By the Numbers, Bureau Awards when earned, and the Film Room. Every claim traces to something visible or reported.
- STAGE 04
Field Report
Approved Cases are packaged into one program. Dawn Tallyweather reads the docket and files the aggregate finding.
- STAGE 05
Filed
The record is stamped, archived, and retained. Useful precedents are filed for recurrence.
A Case is one battle.
Permanently numbered with three digits — Case 001, Case 002 — and presented as a complete investigation: setup, live battle, result, By the Numbers, Bureau Awards when the evidence earns them, the Film Room, and a final ruling.
A Field Report is the program.
Numbered with four digits — FR-0001 — it packages a docket of approved Cases, normally three. Dawn Tallyweather opens it with the docket and closes it with one aggregate finding.
Meet the Bureau
Two consultants, one auditor, and one person who will not be photographed.
Personnel filePublic
Kai Kashmir
On-air talent consultant
Reacts first. Invents motives. Assigns biographies to units that did not request them.
Open file →Personnel filePublic
Adam FitzHattrick
On-air talent consultant
Corrects Kai Kashmir. Attacks his judgment. Occasionally proposes an even worse theory.
Open file →Personnel filePublic
Dawn Tallyweather
Chief Audit & Actuarial Officer
Audits the evidence. Reads the docket. Files the finding. Does not commentate.
Open file →Personnel fileSealed
The Architect
Chief Battle Architect
Designs the experiments. Distinguishes observation from hypothesis. Appears by telephone.
Open file →Exhibit T-1
Welcome to The Bureau of Recreational Consequences
The Bureau’s public introduction, entered into the record ahead of the first Field Report. No sound plays until you press play.
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Bureau Clearance
Planned dues: $5.00 per month
Members see Field Reports first, preview the docket, and vote in the monthly Docket Hearing on which Battle Plan the Architect runs next.
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Subscribe, report for duty, and await the next case file. The Bureau would prefer you were present when it is opened.