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Personnel

The people responsible for the findings. Disclosure levels vary. Some files are sealed. Nobody here is a real public official.

Files on record: 4
Sealed: 1
Photographs on file: 0

Personnel file · Public extract

Kai Kashmir

Title
On-air talent consultant
Classification
Independent consultant · not an employee
Reports to
The CEO, directly
Note
Analyst color: cyan

Kai Kashmir delivers the official commentary alongside Adam FitzHattrick. He reacts before the evidence has finished arriving, invents motives, makes reckless claims, and confidently misreads the battle in real time.

He wants the Architect’s approval. He routinely contaminates the Architect’s experiments. The Bureau has noted both facts.

On the record

  • Assigns biographies to battlefield units without their consent.
  • Source of most running allegations on file.
  • Not a reliable narrator. Do not cite Kai Kashmir as evidence.

Personnel file · Public extract

Adam FitzHattrick

Title
On-air talent consultant
Classification
Independent consultant · not an employee
Reports to
The CEO, directly
Note
Analyst color: orange

Adam FitzHattrick is the dry Scottish half of the commentary desk. He corrects Kai Kashmir, attacks his judgment, lands the reversal, and functions as hostile peer review.

From time to time he proposes a theory worse than Kai Kashmir’s. These incidents are logged without comment.

On the record

  • Hostile peer reviewer of record.
  • Maintains that several of Kai Kashmir’s witnesses do not exist.
  • Not a straight man. Merely straighter.

Personnel file · Public extract

Dawn Tallyweather

Title
Chief Audit & Actuarial Officer
Classification
Employee · functionally independent
Reports to
The CEO, directly
Note
Filing authority

Dawn Tallyweather audits evidence completeness, risk, statistics, continuity, corrections, and incidents with human-resources implications, including the fictional ones.

She briefs each Field Report’s docket and files its aggregate finding. She is not a third commentator. Kai Kashmir and Adam FitzHattrick remain inside the Cases; Dawn closes the record.

On the record

  • Spelled D-A-W-N. There is no one named Don.
  • Docket authority and filing authority.
  • Measured. Exact. Completely serious.

Personnel file · Sealed

The Architect

Title
Chief Battle Architect
Classification
Career employee · personnel file sealed
Reports to
The CEO, directly
Note
Line open on request

The Architect designs experiments, records setups and results, distinguishes observations from hypotheses, and provides verified battle briefs.

He appears rarely, normally through a short telephone call requested by Kai Kashmir or Adam FitzHattrick. He is an intervention, not a third member of the booth.

On the record

  • Identity: withheld.
  • Photograph: not on file.
  • Forecast accuracy: under review.

Open allegations

Claims made on air that the Bureau has not verified. Listed so that no one mistakes them for findings.

Register RA
DARIUS?

Darius from Payroll. Kai Kashmir says Darius is from payroll and loves corners. Adam FitzHattrick says Kai Kashmir invented him.

Status: running allegation. Identity remains disputed. Any appearance on screen will be labeled DARIUS? until individual identity is verified, which may be never.

Organization chart

Everyone reports directly to the CEO. No peer manages another peer.

Chart OC-1
Office of the CEOFinal authority · name not published
  • The ArchitectChief Battle Architect
  • Dawn TallyweatherChief Audit & Actuarial Officer
  • Kai KashmirTalent consultant
  • Adam FitzHattrickTalent consultant

Collaboration between functions is lateral. The CEO retains final authority over creative direction, publishing, canon, and disclosures.